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Thursday, June 07, 2007

Nelson Mandela, she ain't

TMZ.com is reporting that Paris Hilton has been released from jail and will now be placed on home confinement due to an unspecified medical condition.

My guess is that she chipped a tooth.

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Blogger Silverback said...

Don't you mean chipped a fingernail ?

A chipped tooth would've required full air ambulance, a team of specialist dentists, probably a plastic surgeon and a week in the Beverly Hills Hilton......hang on, that's home !

It's a joke. Talk about one law for the rich and pampered.

Thursday, June 07, 2007  
Blogger Chris James said...

Did you watch the youtube link? That'll explain it all... ;)

Thursday, June 07, 2007  
Blogger muzeuterpe1 said...

Holy crap! I almost played that video here at work, then realized I had already heard the joke. >>Not Safe for Work!<<

I figure she went into "shock" and assumed a fetal position. When an heiress wets herself it can get ugly.

Plus, she's already anorexic, she probably passed out from not eating jail food.

The only reason I feel any pity for her is because she doesn't know what the real world is like and probably is so horrified that she is unconsolable. But too bad.

There are a lot of people who get much harsher sentences for much lesser crimes/offenses.

Thursday, June 07, 2007  
Blogger JDB said...

That post title is the most obvious understatement of the 21st Century.

Apparently the LA city attorney is going back to court to get Paris back in the pokey. Stay tuned, sports fans.

Thursday, June 07, 2007  
Blogger Chris James said...

Muze: i hear that she thought that the watercress in her prison salad was "wilty" and the Asian vinagrette was "too heavy on the 5-spice."

JBD: This could be the issue that unites LA's bickering white, black, Latino, and Asian communities. (Un)free Paris!

Friday, June 08, 2007  

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