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Thursday, August 16, 2007

Chris James, the protomartyr?

In recent weeks, I have become a convert to First Church of the DC Comictician and the Latter Day Citizens of the United Federation of Planets.

This, however, has not come without several threats to my personal safety. Today, I received to visitors:

Yup, Bizarro and a Klingon Borg came to smote my ass. Fortunately, as they bickered over whether to assimilate me or "save" me right into the heart of the yellow sun, I made my escape.

Fortunately, I've hired some bodyguards who have experience dealing with another Legion of Doom...

(to be continued...)

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Blogger Elvis Drinkmo said...

Ouch. Klingon Borg. I didn't realize it was that bad.

I hope you can survive it like I did when I first discovered the Truth.

Thursday, August 16, 2007  
Blogger Rebecca Burch said...

*Whew!* That was close! Glad you made it out alive.

Hey, I could use a bodyguard if you have one to spare. School starts Monday. *cringes at the thought of a room full of middle-schoolers*

Friday, August 17, 2007  
Blogger Chris James said...

I'll send someone over...

Saturday, August 18, 2007  

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