... A Sour Apple Tree

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Saturday, August 18, 2007

The Demos will get you

Well, the Borg and the Legion of Doom should have known better, but 12 of 14 and Bizarro came back around yesterday. Sure enough, there was an old skewl beatdown on my hands.

My body guards, Demolition, beat the tar out of 'em. First, they got the sinister duo with a net, a folding chair, a walking cane, and the axle from my neighbor's car (sorry 'bout that, Mr. Filippini):


Then it was time to finish the goons of with their patented Demolition Decapitation elbow drop:

Ax and Smash then packed Biz and 12 in a special UPS box made of Blue Kyptonite and shipped their butts back to the Delta Quadrant.

That should be the last of them I see for a while, but they could return at any time, as Ax shipped him to an apartment in the DQ and everyone knows that UPS drivers cannot find apartments to save their lives...
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3 Comments:

Blogger Jackie Lantern said...

This is freakin' great!

Saturday, August 18, 2007  
Blogger Chris James said...

Thanks, Jackie, for teaching me that it is ok to still play with action figures as long as it done under the guise of blog fodder...:)

Sunday, August 19, 2007  
Blogger Elvis Drinkmo said...

Excellent!!

Glory be to Batman and Captain Jean Luc Picard.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007  

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