... A Sour Apple Tree

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Location: Huntington, WV, United States

I'm a 37 year-old guy from Huntington, WV.

Friday, August 17, 2007

Here comes the Ax, here comes the Smasher...

As promised, I found two bodyguards that know a thing or two about pwning a Legion of Doom.

Yup, I did some research and have recruited the most punishing tag team is professional wrestling history, Demolition. Just ask the Road Warriors, Strike Force, The Colossal Connection, the Powers of Pain, the Brain Busters, or even the Conquistadors. They will tell you that all things must bow down to the awesome power of Ax (who has a Masters Degree, BTW) and Smash.

Man, I feel bad for Bizarro and 12 of 14. If they or any of their other cohorts come back this way to seek revenge for tipping off The High Church of their wicked plans, "pain and destruction" is all they will find.

(to be concluded...)

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