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Sunday, August 12, 2007

Rejected State Slogans, part 2.

More rejected state slogans from the intern's archive research...

  • Hawaii "Where Even Ugly People Get Leied"
  • Idaho "No, You Da Ho."
  • Illinois "Home Of Chicago, America's Largest Afterthought"
  • Indiana "What The Frig Is a Hoosier, Anyhow?"
  • Iowa "Come See Your Ethanol Subsidies Rot In A Field"
  • Kansas "Brownback Mountain"
  • Kentucky "Whiskey, Cock Fighting, And Tobacco: What More Could You Ask For?"
  • Lousiana "Nick Saban Is An Ass Clown"
  • Maine "Where Republicans Go To Further Isolate Themselves From Common Folk"
  • Maryland "We've Got Crabs. Blue Ones."

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2 Comments:

Blogger Silverback said...

Can't wait for Part 3 and see what you give/get for 'my' state, Michigan.

Sunday, August 12, 2007  
Blogger Rebecca Burch said...

Heehee!!!! These are great!

*Says the girl in the "Come On, Feel the Illinoise" t-shirt*

Wednesday, August 15, 2007  

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