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Monday, August 27, 2007

Rejected state slogans, part 3

  • Massachusetts - "Smugly Wagging Our Fingers In Disgust At You Since 1620."
  • Michigan - "We've got a huge PENInSula."
  • Minnesota - "Getting The Most Mileage Out Of The Letter 'O.'"
  • Mississippi - "We Make Arkansas, Alabama, and West Virginia Feel Better About Themselves. Sorta."
  • Missouri - "The 'Show Me' Your Tits State."
  • Montana - "We're That State That You Giggled At In Grade School Geography 'Cause We Look Like A Giant Face That Is Sniffing Idaho's Butt."
  • Nebraska - "How Nice Of You To Say That, But You Are Probably Thinking Of Kansas."
  • Nevada - "Actually, Herpes Doesn't Stay In Vegas."
  • New Hampshire - "First To Vote For Some Dumbass Reason That Has Never Really Been Explained."
  • New Jersey - "What's Your Exit?"

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4 Comments:

Blogger Rebecca Burch said...

Hilarious!

Monday, August 27, 2007  
Blogger Silverback said...

I'm moving to Missouri.

Ian

Monday, August 27, 2007  
Blogger JDB said...

How small will the type have be on Montana's license plate to fit that monstrosity on there?

Monday, August 27, 2007  
Blogger Chris James said...

John: Just wait til the interns get to Ohio...

Monday, August 27, 2007  

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