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Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Rejected state slogans, part 4

  • New Mexico - "No, This Is New Mexico, You Can't Get Quaaludes."
  • New York - "It's Just Like In The Movies, Right Down To The Spontaneous Musical Numbers"
  • North Carolina - "Where West Virginians Move When They Are Finally Fed Up"
  • North Dakota - "We're The One With The....Um...Uhhh...Lemme Check Wikipedia..."
  • Ohio - "Birthplace Of Misleading Claims About The Origin Of Aviation"
  • Oklahoma - "Resting Comfortably On The Giant Toilet That Is Texas"
  • Oregon - "Where Communists and Anarchists Stock Up On Ammo And Organic Produce In Harmony"
  • Pennsylvania - "Well-Paved Roads Are For Pussies"
  • Rhode Island - "It Looks Bigger If You Shave It"
  • South Carolina - "Home Of Lindsay Graham, America's Most Eligible Bachelor"

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3 Comments:

Blogger jedijawa said...

Sup? That's good stuff man.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007  
Blogger Rebecca Burch said...

That's so true about NY!

Wednesday, September 26, 2007  
Anonymous Capcitykitty said...

Oh God...Oh Jesus...(wiping eyes)...

That one about Ohio is spot ON.

Thursday, September 27, 2007  

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