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Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Rejected state slogans, part 5

South Dakota: "The One Shit-hole We Let The Indians Keep."

Tennessee: "It Might Be Skinny, But It's Really Long."

Texas: "We Invented Hating Mexicans."

Utah: "No, Really, We Haven't Heard That Friggin' Polygamy Joke Before, Asshole."

Vermont: "The Oregon Of The East (In The Crazy Way)."

Virginia: "The State That Likes To Get Really Drunk And Bemoan How We Were Important Until 1865."

Washington: "Good Manners And Politeness Are For Republicans."

West Virginia: "Maybe We Should Be Called West Ia, Because The Other Part Hasn't Been True Since We Were, Like, 13."

Wisconsin: "The Cheese Fuck State."

Wyoming: "The Huge Box State"

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Blogger MountainLaurel said...

How about: "Ohio: If I could drive, I wouldn't live here." :-)

Wednesday, November 07, 2007  
Blogger Rebecca Burch said...

LOL @ Utah

Thursday, November 08, 2007  
Blogger Chris James said...

I figured Utah gets enough crap, so they should get a break.

Thursday, November 08, 2007  
Blogger Buzzardbilly said...


Not the "Head Cheese State" for Wisconsin? Hmmm.

Friday, November 09, 2007  

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