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Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Top signs that your wrestling career might be in trouble

You are one of the first victims of not one...but two...new monster heels in a matter of weeks.

You are black and it is before 1992.

You are asked to appear as one of The Conquistadors.

You are placed in a tag team with Paul Roma.

You put over a pro football player at Wrestlemania.

You sign with TNA.

You've ever wrestled for World Class Championship Wrestling.

You've pissed off Triple H at any point in the past.

You won your last title in a nightclub.

You get drafted into ECW.

WWE didn't realse your Legends action figure until series 43 (along with PN News and Jake "The Milkman" Milliman).

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