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Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Top 10 Guys A Cleveland Browns Fan Wants To Kick In The Balls

1. Art Modell, for moving the team to Baltimore and firing Paul Brown.
2. John Elway, for The Drive (and AFC Championship games in general).
3. Any Steelers fan/player/coach/exec.
4. The ref we pelted with plastic beer bottles after he bent the instant replay rules to screw us out of a win a few years back.
5. Bill Belichick, for cutting Bernie Kosar.
6. Tim Couch, for crying during that press conference after Browns fans cheered his injury. Wuss.
7. Carmen "I Left My Brain in San Francisco" Policy. Way to bring us back.
8. Ernest "Butterfingers" Byner, for coughing up The Fumble.
9. Paul Brown, for giving the Cincinnati Bungholes our colors.
10. Mike Davis, for intercepting Red Right 88.

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Blogger RedZeppelin said...

Hah. As a Cincy native (and therefore a suffering Bengals fan) and an old Broncos/Elway fan I'm your worst nightmare.

My cousin is a huge Browns fan. Oh, what fun I had with him in the mid-80s.

Still, after what Modell did to that team I've been a sympathetic Browns fan, rooting for them whenever they aren't playing the Bengals.

Tuesday, July 08, 2008  
Blogger Chris James said...

The Browns should have totally been fed to one of those NFC teams in the 80s instead of Denver.

Stupid Elway.

Wednesday, July 09, 2008  

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