Jackie's Manly Gas Grillin' Party
Recently, WV blogger Jackie Lantern hosted a super-macho backyard party with some of his closest (ed. note: I almost typo'd "closet" there) friends to celebrate his new gas grill. Joining Jackie were Scrappy-Doo, former Vice President William Rufus de Vane King, some text-messaging European soccer player, and The Shockmaster. They are grillin' up some tofurkey, smoked apple and veal sausages, and some organic endive while knockin' back some Michelob Ultra and watching The Phantom Menace.
Good times.
Labels: Grill, Humor, Parody, Satire, Saved by the Torso
posted by Chris James | Monday, August 11, 2008
4 Comments:
LMFAO! If I wasn't so hungover I'd be making plans to retaliate...but Ima have to wait a few hours.
Just for the record that Michael Ultra blast is waaay outta line!
Hey, I cut you some slack by not making it one of those new lady beer flavors (shit like kiwi-cactus-boysenberry) in the Mich. Ultra line. :P
Error. The words "manly" and "gas grill" do not go together. :)
Real men use real fire.
Charcoal and/or wood FTW.
Speaking of wood grilling, it seems that a lot of places are putting grillccesories on sale, as the fair-weather bbq folk are heading back to the oven. It is a great time for us to pick up some lumps of wood or for Jackie to get some rainbow-colored lava rocks.
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