Jackie's Manly Gas Grillin' Party
Recently, WV blogger Jackie Lantern hosted a super-macho backyard party with some of his closest (ed. note: I almost typo'd "closet" there) friends to celebrate his new gas grill. Joining Jackie were Scrappy-Doo, former Vice President William Rufus de Vane King, some text-messaging European soccer player, and The Shockmaster. They are grillin' up some tofurkey, smoked apple and veal sausages, and some organic endive while knockin' back some Michelob Ultra and watching The Phantom Menace.