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Sunday, September 07, 2008

Cleveland Browns on Fox 11 today.

Holy intelligent sports programming, Batman!

Fox 11 will be showing the Browns game today at 4 PM and I'm shickled titless. Nothing like a good season and an opening game against arguably the most popular and storied team in the history of the post-merger NFL.

The Steelers are playing Steve Slaton and the Houston Uteri at 1 PM on WOWK 13 and the Bengals will be playing on closed-circuit TV at all local jails, homeless shelters, and bath houses.

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3 Comments:

Blogger RedZeppelin said...

Actually, they canceled the plans to show the Bengals game in prisons due to fierce protests by Amnesty International. Apparently you can only go so far when abusing prisoners.

Monday, September 08, 2008  
Blogger Chris James said...

The CIA is taking notes...

"OK buddy, your choice: waterboarding or an Ocho Cinco post-game news conference?"

"ستيفين جوزيف هاربر ولد في ٣" (translation: "What a freaking jackass.")

Monday, September 08, 2008  
Blogger RedZeppelin said...

Oh, were that Johnson was the Bengals' only problem.

Tuesday, September 09, 2008  

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