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Monday, October 06, 2008

Top Five Menu Items: Burger King

Might as well beat this government mule 'til she drops.

My five favorite BK Items:

1. TenderCrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch. Was this a public health hazard? 'Cause why else on God's green earth would they pull the plug on this culinary masterpiece.
2. Onion Rings. If you are really bored at work, you can build a tower of them around a marker or a highlighter.
3. Big King. One day the folks at BK were all "let's make a Big Mac that, you know, doesn't suck." And they did. It may be one of the reasons why I see my Freshman year through rose-colored hindsight.
4. Rodeo Cheeseburger. It saves me from have to dip onion rings in bbq sauce while I eat a cheeseburger.
5. Hershey's sundae pie. I once watched a friend eat an equivalent to a whole pie of these things.

What about y'all?

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3 Comments:

Blogger All Click said...

4 words: Bacon Double Cheeseburger. Yum.

That got me through my undergrad. Best thing about it (asides from meat, cheese and bacon (which is also meat)) is that it comes without any of that healthy stuff. Like lettuce, or pickles or onions.

Monday, October 06, 2008  
Anonymous Donutbuzz said...

The Whopper with a Hershey's sundae pie for dessert (and fries from Mickey D's).

Tuesday, October 07, 2008  
Blogger Chris James said...

Don't you love it when McDonald's ius next to a place with good burgers?

Friday, October 10, 2008  

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