Top Five Menu Items: Calamity Cafe
1) The half-pound bbq bacon burger. The jalapenos made all of the diff.
2) The bbq sauce. Ingredients include apples and a shitload of whiskey.
3) The Cadillac Ranch dressing. Fresh and spicy, as opposed to bottled and plasticy.
4) Homemade spiral fry chip thingies. Perfect for complimenting a burger or holding down six...
5) Dirty Martinis. Ol' boy knew how to make 'em. No one else in town has since.