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Monday, December 08, 2008

Sweet new diet fad in Huntington

An amazing new fad diet is here! It's called "Chris James' Catch the Stomach Flu Going Around Twice in One Week."

As you worship the porcelain goddess, watch the pounds melt away! I, for one, have lost about 20 lbs or so.

Seriously, though, it has been nice to wear some old shirts and pants 'til the water weight all comes back.

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6 Comments:

Blogger RedZeppelin said...

Attaboy! Nice to you see taking the initiative to try to make sure Huntington loses the "Fattest city in the US" label next year. Spread it around!

Monday, December 08, 2008  
Blogger crystal said...

Eeww, Hope you feel better soon! I think I'll try to opt out of that diet.

Monday, December 08, 2008  
Blogger MountainLaurel said...

I wonder if the mayor introduced this as a way to give up the "Fattest City" crown.

Monday, December 08, 2008  
Blogger Chris James said...

The Felinton-Wolfe transition people have been hard at work encouraging everyone to lick doorknobs and put quarters in their mouths.

Monday, December 08, 2008  
Blogger Spike Nesmith said...

If I didn't know better, I'd say this was something introduced intentionally to shake off that 'fattest city' label!

....do I get a prize for being third?

*blinks*

Monday, December 08, 2008  
Anonymous Muze Euterpe said...

Let me drink one to your health.

Here's to hoping you get off your knees soon.

Tuesday, December 09, 2008  

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