10. The Berzerker
Do you yell "ush, ush, ush
" repeatedly and insist on having a Japanese man
yell at you during sex? If this sounds like you, then here is your new nickname for your weenie.
9. Ravishing Rick Rude
Has your penis ever shown up on two competitors on the same night
? If you've managed to pull off that feet, then here is your dick's new alias.
8. The Nasty Boys
This is kind of a collective name for your junk. In this case, the penis would be "Brian Knobbs
" and the 'nad bag would be "Jerry Saggs
." Or maybe it is the other way around.
7.The Iron Sheik
If the only things that are keeping you from fucking some guy in the ass are "God, Jesus, and Vince McMahon
," then, by all means, call your in-the-closet johnson "The Iron Sheik
If women have ever left to get popcorn
or to go to the bathroom during sex while you remain in bedroom doing crotch chops
at a mirror, then this is the perfect name for your schlong.
5. The Total Package
This is a good name for one's penis if it is well-built and rather impressive to look at, but lacks stamina and has to rely on its partner in the ring, just like Lex Luger
4. The Rock
A perfect name for anyone who has a penis that likes to refer to itself in the third person.
This WCW luchadore's
name means "cyclops" in Spanish. Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh.
2. The Heartbreak Kid
If your penis can last for over 60 minutes
, but will refuse to work
for months at a time after losing its smile, then you gotta name your willy after Shawn Michaels.
1. Razor Ramon
Are you a white guy from Minnesota
with an obsession with Scarface and a increasingly self-destructive drinking problem? If so, then you should be inviting the ladies to "say hello to the bad guy."
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