Ranking the Batmen
2. Michael Keaton: The whole point was that no one should be able to guess that the rich guy is Batman and there is no way that I would have guessed Mr. Mom as the Dark Knight.
3. Adam West: The Batusi and shark repellent rawk.
4. My 2 year-old son dressed in his Batman pajamas: At least he didn't totally mail it in like...
5. George Clooney: I don't know if this is true, but supposedly he will refund whatever you paid to see Batman & Robin if you see him out and about and call him on that disjointed peace of crap.
6. Anyone who has ever dressed as or done an impersonation of Batman, other than...
7. Val Kilmer: He should have stuck to doing bad impressions of overrated dead musicians.