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Monday, August 24, 2009

KFC Doubles Down: I want to go to there

Faux Fox News is reporting that KFC is test marketing a new "Double Down" sandwich in Rhode Island and Nebraska. It consists of bacon, cheese, and something dubious called "Colonel's Sauce" served between two fried chicken breast fillets. Yup, no bread, just meat:



Holy f'n crap, Batman! I hope that this goes nation wide.

When I read about this on HuffPo, I made sure to scroll down to the comments to see healthy-eating police would have to say about it and, of course, some of them were flailing about with comparisons of this "sandwich" and hard drugs like crack. Well, as delicious as this might be, I doubt anyone will be giving a squeezer in the alley behind South Side Chevron to get the cash in order to score a Double Down....

Unless you know where I can get one, man...

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9 Comments:

Blogger NomadLives said...

This makes three great reasons to make a trip to Rhode Island. Here are the other two:

http://www.projo.com/news/content/teen_dancers_07-21-09_Q6F39ID_v80.3985e27.html

and

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Rhode_Island

Monday, August 24, 2009  
Blogger JDB said...

Can it really be a "sandwich" if the innards are stuffed between two pieces of meat? Shouldn't bread be involved somewhere?

On the other hand, will the "light" version involve grilled chicken?

Monday, August 24, 2009  
Blogger Chris James said...

Last night Conan called it "the last supper."

Tuesday, August 25, 2009  
Blogger Paul Higginbotham said...

Holy lard. Shouldn't they wait until the national health care plan goes into effect before introducing that thing?

Tuesday, August 25, 2009  
Blogger Chris James said...

Paul, with this socialisticism talk, don't make me pull out that fake Kenyan birth certificate of yours that I found.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009  
Blogger Buzzardbilly said...

Can't they just inject Crisco in my veins and kill me quicker?

Maybe it's a meatwich.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009  
Blogger Chris James said...

Nomad: It sounds like Rhode Island and Eastern KY have a lot in common.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009  
Blogger Chris James said...

BB: "Meatwich" was the name of a porno I watched once in college...

Never should've let the gay friends make the run to VHS Variety on 4th Ave...

Tuesday, August 25, 2009  
Blogger All Click said...

Yum. Can I get extra lard and gravy on mine?

I'll head to RI and get you one. I can stop in and see the Ghost Hunters while I'm there.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009  

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