With apologies to Steve Earle, you never come back from Tioga Road.95% of WVU fans have never even been to Morgantown. The other 5% went there to visit an uncle in the hospitalIf your kid moves back to town after college, they probably flunked out due to drugs.
If your kid doesn't move back after college, they are probably gay or married a black guy.Don't let your kid go to college.
Wide spots in roads are bona fide geographic locations deserving of toponyms.Hinkle Mountain is the best place to cruise 'cause you can get radio stations from both Charleston and Roanoke.The only way not to be disgusted by the smell of ramps in March & April is to eat them as often as possible.At the Last Supper, Christ himself put cole slaw on pizza.Who needs a swimming pool when you got the falls by the motel?
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