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Monday, August 10, 2009

Richwood Facts

  • The most common names in America are Tinney, Mullens, and O'Dell, in that order.
  • If anything interesting ever happens, it happens on football Friday night in the Heck's parking lot.
  • The world's two major religions are Baptist and Methodist with a few Catholics thrown in here and there.
  • Locker # 666 is the only locker to have.
  • Cops are too lazy to break up any party over the Greenbrier County line.
  • Every male between the ages of 16 and 60 can sing "Seven Bridges Road" almost as well as The Eagles. This ability is only increased with consumption of Bud Light.
  • Upper middle class starts @ $30,000.
  • You want entertainment? Beckley is 70 miles thattaway.
  • Regardless of any logic or statistical truth to the contrary, Summersville sucks.
  • If you try to take a picture in Webster County, when the subject of the photograph says "cheese," a 250 person line forms behind them.

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Blogger oncee said...

Heh. I like that one.

Monday, August 10, 2009  
Blogger The Film Geek said...

LOL That made my day. Thanks!
And sometimes, Summersville does indeed suck.

Monday, August 10, 2009  

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