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Wednesday, September 02, 2009

2002, A Rasslin' Odyssey

Back in the mid-80s, a tag team from the distant future came to World Championship Wrestling. Using the flux capacitor, they came through the space-time continuum from the near-future, 2002. It is a world filled with robots and bad haircuts, where they've "been partying like it's 1999 for 3 years."

Why did they travel back to the 80s? Apparently to prove that Hector Guerrero was a robot and to perform medical experiments on the Rock 'n Roll Express:

It should also be noted that, in the year 2000, Dusty Rhodes will be elected President of the United States.

Man, I miss those days. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to watch Cena vs HHH and/or Orton for the 234857234890 time.

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Blogger The Film Geek said...

Oh, for the days they at least pretended it was real.

Wednesday, September 02, 2009  
Blogger Chris James said...

Indeed. WTF is "sports entertainment" anyhow?

Thursday, September 03, 2009  

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