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Monday, September 28, 2009

Random stuff

1. Yes, Geek Squad person, you can hook a laptop to a TV using an HDMI cable. Dumb ass.

2. Megan Fox is a "triple threat" because she's "sexy, sexual, and (her) boobs:"



3. My cat Mosby killed a mouse yesterday. He gets a week's worth of "sitting on the dining room table with getting shooed down" privileges.

4. Sam's Cola Zero Calorie is a passable knock-off of Coke Zero.

5. Can the Browns get another expansion draft?

6. Who dey?

7. Ben Roethlisberger hadn't lost a game in Ohio since Aug. 30, 2003.

8. Chorizo is my new favorite food.

9. According to my 3 year-old, Monopoly is actually called "House Game." More on his rules in a future post.

10. Remind me... why people are defending Roman Polanski?

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3 Comments:

Blogger Paul said...

2. I'm thinking about trying to build a web filter for Megan Fox that would prevent any page with her name on it from opening.

5. I don't even like the Browns and I feel sorry for them and their fans right now.

6. Indeed. That's all Cincy fans need is some false hope. "Hurray! We beat the defending SB champs! We might have a good season!" No. We won't.

10. Maybe they still feel sorry for him? Susan Atkins was back in the news recently, after all.

Monday, September 28, 2009  
Blogger ohio981 said...

10. He made some critically acclaimed movies. He's a fantastic artist. That's all that matters, no matter what else he's done. Now, if he were a redneck or a quarterback who had abused a dog, he would never be forgiven. ... And there may be some people who envy him for what he did and got away with.

5. No paying fan base deserves what the Browns are providing for their customers.

Monday, September 28, 2009  
Blogger Neurotic Atty said...

Polanski gets a pass because his pregnant wife (who he probably would've eventually cheated on and divorced) was brutally murdered, and he was seen on film crying over it. Therefore, when he had sex with a 13-year-old, he wasn't raping her or otherwise acting inappropriately, he was still consumed with grief and perfectly incapable of exercising better judgment. Oh, and he made Mia Farrow a star. If she hadn't become a star, Woody Allen probably wouldn't have married her and had an affair with her adopted daughter, and then we'd only have the salacious story of the Polanski affair to talk about.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009  

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