My Top Ten Star Wars Characters
2. Lando Calrissian: A smooth operator who enjoys Colt 45.
3. Bib Fortuna: He keeps Jabba's shit together.
4. Bossk: If that lizard dude was looking for me, I'd crap my pants.
5. Obi-Wan Kenobi: Probably the single most empowering gay character in the history of cinema (he was gay, right?)
6. Darth Vader: Paradise lost, paradise regained.
7. Admiral Ackbar: He should take over in Afghanistan.
8. Jek Porkins (aka "Red Six"): Proof that you can enjoy a bratwurst (or 12) and still be an X-Wing pilot.
9. Chewbacca: He was totally robbed of a commendation at the end of A New Hope, FWIW.
10. Jabba the Hut: Didn't he almost have it all?
Hon metion: Princess Leia (in the metal bikini) and Mace Windu (my wife gets onto me for using my son's MW action figure to call the other Galactic Heroes "MFers")