2. Fire Mangini.
3. Trade down in the draft for some vets and pick Tim Tebow.
4. Play only the Bills.
5. Free Prozac with every season ticket.
6. If we gotta draft early, take Jimmy Clausen. Getting a Notre Dame QB in the first round has always worked out well for us, right?
7. Mike Holmgren, Bill Shanahan, or Bill Cowher, please.