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Monday, December 07, 2009

Fake Heisman Trophy Ballot

Much like the Television Academy and the Pro Football Hall of Fame, the Downtown Athletic Club has yet again forgot to mail a ballot to West Virginia's 7th most popular sports, sitcom, and fast food blog. To counter this error, here is the ballot that I'm sending in on the back of a receipt from Family Dollar:

1. Ndamukong Suh, DT, Nebraska. I know that the Heisman is really an award for the best offensive back on an undefeated team, but Suh is still the best football player not playing in the NFL.

2. Toby Gerhart, RB, Stanford. He is a running back, but only on an above average team and not one of the elite programs, but he is still the top college back in the country.

3. Mark Ingram, RB, Alabama. He has had almost as good of a season as Gerhart and is on a team in the BCS championship game.

4. Colt McCoy, QB, Texas. A true leader that might very well lead his team to a national title.

5. Tim Tebow, QB, Florida. He'd probably be 3rd on my ballot if the Gators had won against the Tide. That said, Tebow won't win it this year, but he'll carry a Heisman from his sophomore year into what should be a solid pro career.
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