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Thursday, December 03, 2009

Frozen Food Review: Lean Cuisine Asian-Style Pot Stickers

At WalMart I usually but a Healthy Choice Sweet Asian Pot Sticker or two every week for lunch. A couple of doors over, I've noticed that Lean Cuisine has pot sticker meal that costs about $.70 more, so it must be better, right?

No.

The Lean Cuisine pot stickers have a meat-based filling that tastes like the poorly spiced mechanically-retrieved chicken found in Cambodian prison-grade egg rolls. The sauce tastes like the same Americanized "Asian" sauce that has been in crappy frozen Chinese-ish meals since 1946 except this version has been "pepped up" (if you'd call it that) with too much powdered ginger. Even the pasta won-ton thing had a sort of rubber taste and texture.

Stick to the Healthy Choice and save six bits (and your taste buds).
1 out of 5 Warner Olands.


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2 Comments:

Blogger Damon said...

Didn't I see those things crawl in someones ear in the Wrath of Khan?

Sunday, December 06, 2009  
Blogger Chris James said...

Rumor has it that WoK actor Paul Winfield died not of a heart attack, but rather he vaporized himself with a phaser rather than eat a second pot sticker.

Monday, December 07, 2009  

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