World Cup Smack Talk: "Pwn Brittania"
Those soccer-playin' knaves,
England's goalies ne'er can make saves!"
Meet our football Braves,
Bes' go hide inyer cheddar agin' caves."
Y'all might be the favorites, but we're ready to cause some headaches and early exits. Bring it, window-lickers.
Now my interns have to go study up on Algeria and Slovenia to find some dirt on them, which may be difficult, 'cause no one gives a rat's ass about Slovenia or Algeria...