... A Sour Apple Tree

Your source for fast and/or frozen food reviews, Huntington and/or West Virginia commentary, rasslin' (not wrestling) nostalgia, bad parody, dumb satire, rejected slogans, pointless lists, unreliable sports predictions, and funny local pictures.

Location: Huntington, WV, United States

I'm a 37 year-old guy from Huntington, WV.

Friday, February 26, 2010

Coming soon to the Huntington Mall: Qdoba Mexican Grill

A new Qdoba will be opening soon at the Huntington Mall in the old K-B Toys space between Sears and Borders. Has anyone eaten at one of these before? What's it like? Is it any good?

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Monday, February 15, 2010

My Top Ten Winter Olympic Sports

1. Short Track Speed Skating. It mixes the thrill of NASCAR's races @ Bristol with the attention span considerations of a Gen X guy with two young children.

2. Ice Hockey. International rules rawk. More scoring and less drag. I hope the NHL finally adopts some of the rules.

3. Moguls. Dear God, their knees must be shot by the time that they are 40.

4. Biathlon. Why don't West Virginians excel at this? Skiin' & shootin' at stuff sounds like a winner in Pocahontas County.

5. Snowboard Halfpipe. 'Cause we'll kick butt.

6. Curling. So surreal.

7. Snowboard Cross. Uhuhuuhhhuh. Crashes are cool. Yeah. hehemheheh.

8. Ladies' Figure Skating. Gymnasts w/ bewbs.

9. Luge. It reminds me of when we'd spray WD-40 on our plastic sleds and go off of the steepest hills on the mountain.

10. Hoth-athalon. It's the one where you ride around on a tauntaun and dismember wampas with a lightsaber. Um, maybe that one isn't real...

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Sunday, February 14, 2010

When it's ok to mark out

Edge making a surprise return @ the Royal Rumble after a major injury:

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Monday, February 08, 2010

Top Ten Restaurant Food Items of the Moment

1. McDonald's Southwest Salad w/ Crispy Chicken
2. Tudor's Biscuit World's Mary B
3. Skyline Chili's 3-Way
4. Sam's Hot Dog Stand's dog/ spicy sauce, slaw, onions, and mustard
5. Chili's Southern Smokehouse Bacon Burger
6. Steak 'n Shake's Guacamole Burger
7. Jim's Steak and Spaghetti's spaghetti w/ meat sauce
8. Gold Star Chili's 3-Way
9. Husson's pizza w/ pepperoni & green pepper
10. New China Garden's Szechuan chicken

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Saturday, February 06, 2010

We in the killin' Jedi business.

And cousin, Business is a-boomin'.


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Thursday, February 04, 2010

Super Bowl XLIV Pick

Colts vs Saints

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