More pre-World Cup smack talk @ England
- Hung Parliament? As if...
- Juicy Catour has a cologne for men called "Dirty English." It smells like the outside of King Cross Station at 7 AM on a Sunday.
- Our head of state is half-Kenyan. Yours is half-German. Wir gewinnen!
- My English setter eats his own poop.
- Hot beer, cold women.