Upsell Fail: Bulb Grease at AutoZone
Don't try to upsell me some dumb shit called "bulb grease" for a couple of bucks when I stop by to get a break light. I'm already pissed enough for having to buy two when I only need one.
Also, don't instruct your employees to get all bitchy with me and act hurt that I'm not falling for the bs upsell.
Screw it, I'm going to NAPA next time.