... A Sour Apple Tree

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Location: Huntington, WV, United States

I'm a 37 year-old guy from Huntington, WV.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

A tempest

The other night a mighty storm ripped through Huntington 'round the time that Sen. Byrd would've died. It ended up taking out a massive oak in my neighborhood that was, by my count of the rings, some 90 years old.

I've read before that a terrible wind blew through Britain when Oliver Cromwell died. I suppose that is how angels or demons take the souls of great parliamentarians.

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Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Pointless endorsement: Dutch general election

Democrats 66

The Dutch ain't the Dutch without their hyper-tolerant lifestyle, but the decadent social expenditures of the continent since WWII can no longer be sustained.

D66 offers the right balance of allowing me to giggle at hookers and grown men in diapers while on vacation without making me have to pay a VAT of 234234% when getting a disgusting at that vending machine/restaurant place.

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